Wheel of Morality

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# Moral Number One: People in glass houses should get dressed with the lights out.
# Brush your teeth after every meal. [This moral brought to you by the American Dental Association]
# Do not back up. Severe tire damage.
# Don't eat with your mouth full.
# Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy but socially dead.
# Elvis lives on in our hearts, in his music and in a trailer park outside Milwaukee.
# If at first you don't succeed, blame it on your parents.
# If you can't say something funny you're probably at the Ice Capades.
# Lather. Rinse. Repeat. [The best they could come up with on such short notice, according to Yakko]
# Never ask what hot dogs are made of.
# Possums have pouches like kangaroos.
# The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. (Except for in New Jersey, where what's blowing in the wind smells funny.)
# Vote early, and vote often.
# You can teach an old dog new tricks, but you can't teach Madonna to act.